Hello! This message is to tell you I will be away from the office until Wednesday, August 21.
Hello! I am currently out of the office. Please do not leave any messages.
I am currently upside down on an inflatable kayak in a northern lake and cannot take your call.
Greetings! I am ashamed to return your message as my mouth is full of butter tarts.
Please do not continue to leave messages. Repeating yourself is not going to change anything and makes you look needy.
Hello! Please contact me at my other number which I will answer late at night in the closet as I am desperate to have a conversation that does not begin with “Where do we keep the bug spray?”
i have a rash and cannot come to the phone.
I am not available to answer at the moment. My fingers have swelled to the size of bananas. You can reach my husband who is with me at the Haliburton Hospital, hiding in a closet to have a conversation with someone other than me.
Hello! I am away. Please believe I am having a wonderful time.